[Magdalen] shameless pun

[Jim Guthrie]

As long as we're at it . . .

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and 
after a while they got to know each other so 
well, they decided to get married. 

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, 
the other the groom broom. 

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her 
white dress. The groom broom was handsome 
and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was 
lovely. 

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the 
bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 
'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!' 

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom. 

'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'