[Magdalen] Tickle Box Repir - The Jewish Dog

[Grace Cangialosi]

Oy!

> On Aug 15, 2015, at 10:23 AM, "Jim Guthrie" <jguthrie at pipeline.com> wrote:
> 
> Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, "My dog has a problem. ”
> 
> Dr. Saul says, "So, tell me about the dog and the problem. ”
> 
> "It's a Jewish dog. His name is Seth and he can talk," says Morty.
> 
> "He can talk?" the doubting doctor asks.
> 
> "Watch this!" Morty points to the dog and commands: " Seth, Fetch!"
> Seth the dog, begins to walk toward the door, then turns around and says,
> 
> "So why are you talking to me like that? You always order me around like I'm nothing.
> And you only call me when you want something.
> And then you make me sleep on the floor, with my arthritis.
> You give me this fahkahkta food with all the salt and fat, and you tell me it's a special diet.
> It tastes like dreck! YOU should eat it yourself!
> And do you ever take me for a decent walk?
> NO, it's out of the house, a short pish, and right back home.
> Maybe if I could stretch out a little, the sciatica wouldn't kill me so much!
> I should roll over and play dead for real for all you care!"
> 
> Dr. Saul is amazed, "This is remarkable! So, what's the problem?"
> 
> Morty says, "He has a hearing problem! I said 'Fetch,' not 'Kvetch."
> 
> Cheers,
> Jim
> 
> "The enemy isn’t liberalism;
> the enemy isn’t conservatism.
> The enemy, is baloney." - Lars Erik Nelson