[Magdalen] Christmas Present of Jon Egger (and everyone else)

[Jon Egger]

Thank you, good sir!

Grace and peace,
brud

On Fri, Dec 25, 2015 at 4:42 PM, Jim Guthrie <jguthrie at pipeline.com> wrote:

> Jon,
>
> Here's a bunch -- old and new --  I hope you find edifying:
>
> Venison for dinner again? Oh deer.
>
> A cartoonist was found dead in his room. Details are sketchy.
>
> I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
>
> Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
>
> England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
>
> I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
>
> They told me I have type A-blood, but it was a Type-0.
>
> I changed my IPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
>
> Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
>
> I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any
> time.
>
> I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
>
> This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never
> met herbivore. (major groan)
>
> When chemists die, apparently they barium.
>
> I'm reading a book about anti-gravity that I just can't put down.
>
> I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
>
> I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
>
> Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she
> couldn't control her pupils?
>
> When you get a bladder infection, you know urine trouble.
>
> Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.
>
> What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
>
> I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx.
>
> All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. As of
> now, it appears the police have nothing to go on.
>
> I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded the dough.
>
> Velcro - what a rip off!
>
> Cheers,
> Jim
>
> "The enemy isn’t liberalism;
> the enemy isn’t conservatism.
> The enemy, is baloney." - Lars Erik Nelson
>