[Magdalen] Tickle Box repair --especially for Jon Egger

[Jon Egger]

oh noooooo!
thank you, jim...keep 'em coming

grace and peace,
jon

On Wed, Jul 15, 2015 at 4:25 PM, Jim Guthrie <jguthrie at pipeline.com> wrote:

> (some are oldies but goodies)
>
>
> · I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
>
> · How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
>
> · I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
>
> · This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never
> met herbivore.
>
> · I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
>
> · I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .
>
> · They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
>
> · A dyslexic man walks into a bra .
>
> · PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
>
> · The Energizer bunny arrested and charged with battery.
>
> · The old man didn't like his beard at first. Then it grew on him.
>
> · Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she
> couldn't control her pupils?
>
>
> · When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
>
> · What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
>
> · I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
>
> · Broken pencils are pointless.
>
> · What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
>
> · England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
>
> · I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
>
> · All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. Police
> have nothing to go on.
>
> · I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
>
> · Velcro - what a rip off!
>
> · Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
>
> · Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
>
> · Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
>
> · I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
>
>
> · I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
>
> · When chemists die, they barium.
>
> · Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
>