[Magdalen] this morning at the Eucharist

[James Oppenheimer-Crawford]

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Once a priest - at the beginning of Mass - was having trouble with the
church sound system. He started tapping the microphone and muttered,
"There's something wrong with this microphone." The congregation dutifully
responded, "And also with you!"

James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
*“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy

On Thu, Nov 19, 2015 at 10:51 AM, Molly Wolf <lupa at kos.net> wrote:

> "Christ our sackover is pacified for us; therefore let us feast the keep."
>
> You're welcome.
>
> Molly
>
> The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no
> other way. -- Mark Twain
>
> > On Nov 19, 2015, at 9:45 AM, Grace Cangialosi <gracecan at gmail.com>
> wrote:
> >
> > Then, of course, there's that memorable line in Eucharistic Prayer C:
> "From the primal elephants you brought forth the human race..."
> >
> > On November 19, 2015, at 9:25 AM, Jay Weigel <jay.weigel at gmail.com>
> wrote:
> >
> > I know a few priests who would have appreciated this!
> >
> >
> >> On Thu, Nov 19, 2015 at 8:48 AM, ME Michaud <michaudme at gmail.com>
> wrote:
> >>
> >> We used form 3 of the Prayers of the People.
> >> One hapless soul wasn't quite awake yet.
> >>
> >> "We pray for all bishops, priests, and deacons,"
> >> "That they may be delivered from their distress."
> >>
> >> If he'd snoozed just a half minute longer,
> >> it would have been
> >> "Let light perpetual shine upon them."
> >> But no such luck.
> >> -M
> >>
>