[Magdalen] random thoughts

[James Oppenheimer-Crawford]

It's masterpieces like that which make me realize how little I've
accomplished.

Why do announcers have small hands?










Wee paws for station identification.


See?

James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
*“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy

On Sat, Oct 17, 2015 at 9:34 PM, Georgia DuBose <gdubose at gmail.com> wrote:

> That's completely hilarious, Jon. I am prostrate with laughter. I will have
> to wait to drive home until the gales of giggles have stopped sweeping over
> me. That is, umpirically, the best pun I have ever heard.
>
> Georgia+
>
> On Sat, Oct 17, 2015 at 6:26 PM, Marion Thompson <
> marionwhitevale at gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> > Aaaargh!
> >
> > Marion
> >
> > On 10/17/2015 7:08 PM, Jon Egger wrote:
> >
> >> Back in the 1960s a fellow from the UK came to the US to learn how to be
> >> an
> >> arbiter in the much loved game of baseball.  His family was delighted
> when
> >> he was finally called up for the bigs.  The bigs are Major League
> >> Baseball.
> >>
> >> On his first weekend off, his son was very sad because every time he
> tried
> >> to sit in his dad's lap, he was pushed off.  His wife was very upset
> >> because of how he was treating their son.
> >>
> >> After much arguing, the man finally said that he did that with his son
> >> because, as he opined, "The son never sits on the British Umpire!"
> >>
> >> g,d,r
> >> brud
> >>
> >>
> >
>