[Magdalen] Some unfortunate signs and sayings

[James Oppenheimer-Crawford]

Apparently one church just could not contain its enthusiasm for a good turn
of events (the alternative is just unthinkable):

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GOD IS GOOD ! !

DR. HARGREAVE'S BETTER ! !
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My beloved spouse was a bit surprised.
"You mean you actually haven't seen that one before?"


And another sign of not-thinking-it-through at a bookstore:

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THE HOLY BIBLE

SIGNED COPY
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Not to be outdone, the New York Times wrote:

"Dr. Salick donated, along with his wife, Gloria, $4.5 million to Queens
College for the center."

I wonder what the going rate for slaves would be, should the center want to
resell her.....

And here's one that you've seen before, but every time I think of it, I
just have to chuckle again:

"For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
downstairs."

I think we all enjoy this because we have all done it. I know I certainly
have.


James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
*“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy