[Magdalen] Philosophy

[Sally Davies]

Where IS that Like button??

Thanks, Jim!

Sally D

On Monday, 29 August 2016, James Oppenheimer-Crawford <
oppenheimerjw at gmail.com> wrote:

> some ideas:
>
> Subject: philosophers
>
> John Glenn...
>
> As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind -
> every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
>
> ~ Desmond Tutu...
>
> When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had
> the land.
> They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes.
> When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
>
> ~ David Letterman...
>
> America is the only country where a significant proportion of the
> population believes
> that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
>
> ~ Howard Hughes...
>
> I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire.
> I'm a billionaire.
>
> ~ Old Italian proverb...
> After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
>
> ~ Betsy Salkind...
>
> Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them
> for thirty years.
>
> ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor...
>
> I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out
> the garbage.
>
> ~ Jeff Foxworthy...
>
> You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
>
> ~ Emo Philips...
>
> A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
>
> ~ Harrison Ford...
>
> Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
>
> ~ Spike Milligan...
>
> The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree.
>
> ~ Robin Hall...
>
> Lawyers believe a person is innocent until proven broke.
>
> ~ Jean Rostand...
>
> Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror
>
> ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger...
>
> Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars
> but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.
>
> ~ WH Auden...
>
> We are here on earth to do good unto others.
> What the others are here for, I have no idea.
>
> ~ Johnny Carson...
>
> If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the
> impersonators would be dead.
>
> ~ Steve Martin...
>
> Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man
> wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap
>
> ~ Jimmy Durante...
>
> Home cooking.
>
> Where many a man thinks his wife is.
>