[Magdalen] The economy

[Jon Egger]

Thank you, James!  I needed these on a icy morning when we can't even get
out of our apartment complex.  It's enough to give a fellow a complex.

On Fri, Dec 16, 2016 at 10:25 PM, James Oppenheimer-Crawford <
oppenheimerjw at gmail.com> wrote:

> It's time to resurrect another old awful text:
>
> How bad is the economy????????????????????????????
>
> The economy  is so bad that:
>   I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
>
> I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked,
> "Can you afford fries with that?"
>
> CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
>
> If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them
> and ask if they meant you or them.
>
> Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
>
> McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
>
> Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's
> names.
>
> A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
>
> Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
>
> Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore..
>
> The Mafia is laying off judges.
>
> Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
>
>                          And, finally...
>
> I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
> savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
> Lifeline.  I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was
> suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
> James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
> *“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
> except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy
>



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