[Magdalen] signs of humor

[James Oppenheimer-Crawford]

I would simply post the pix, but this forum won't allow that, so:

Some signs observed by a friend:

I WAS ADDICTED TO
THE HOKEY POKEY
BUT I TURNED MYSELF AROUND






WENT TO THE AIR
& SPACE MUSEUM
BUT THERE WAS
NOTHING THERE.






HOLD THE DOOR
OPEN FOR A CLOWN
IT'S A NICE JESTER






THE SECOND MOUSE
GETS THE CHEESE






MY REALITY
CHECK
BOUNCED






IF PRIDE COMES
BEFORE A FALL
HUMILITY SHOULD
COME BY WINTER






ALL THOSE WHO
BELIEVE IN PSYCHOKENESIS
RAISE MY HAND







BETWEEN TWO
EVILS I ALWAYS
PICK THE ONE
I"VE NEVER TRIED






CURE FOR
AN OBSESSION:
GET ANOTHER ONE






I'M STILL HOT
IT JUST COMES
IN FLASHES  NOW






THE FIRST 5 DAYS
AFTER THE WEEKEND
ARE THE HARDEST






I CHILDPROOFED
MY HOUSE
BUT THE KIDS
STILL GET IN







BAN PRE-SHREDDED
CHEESE
MAKE AMERICA
GRATE AGAIN






IF ATTACKED
BY A MOB OF
CLOWNS
GO FOR THE JUGGLER






THE PAST, PRESENT
AND FUTURE WALKED
INTO A BAR
IT WAS TENSE






A CLEAR CONSCIENCE
IS THE SIGN OF
A FUZZY MEMORY







DOES SEVEN
DAYS WITHOUT MEAT
MAKE ONE WEEK?


James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
*“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy