[Magdalen] Musical hijinks

[Clarissa Canning]

thanks for the smile.

On Wed, Apr 11, 2018, 7:42 PM Grace Cangialosi <gracecan at gmail.com> wrote:

> C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't
> serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between
> them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F
> comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D
> comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a
> second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this
> relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at
> the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found
> in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece
> suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp
> tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough,
> E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.
> Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is
> brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a
> minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale
> correctional facility.
> Thanks, Wrenshaw Weir😍🎶
>