[Magdalen] From the "If I Don't Laugh I'll Never Stop Crying" Department.

[M J _Mike_ Logsdon]

Just heard a standup on "Conan" say:

"Don't ever let anyone tell you you should like Dr Seuss.  Of course it rhymes.  He's making up the words."

M J (Mike) Logsdon.

"Aaugh[.]" -- Charles Brown.
"Avoid dull needles and use a soft cloth." -- E Kovacs.
"Because that's the kind of guy, I'm." -- C Reiner, "Your Show of Shows", skit: "From Here to Obscurity".