[Magdalen] I made two Keurig cups of coffee...

[James Oppenheimer-Crawford]

In my workshop, there was an old microwave. I put my cup of water in there
and heated it up and then put in the coffee creamer sugar and so forth.
I have ADD so sometimes I forgot I'd made coffee, so the cup just sat
there.

One time, I went to reheat the cup of water, went back to my desk to finish
some work.
There was a very loud explosion.
I picked myself off the ceiling and investigated the microwave. Inside it,
I found a cup with less than 1/4 full of water, if that.

And that, my friends, is why they put those turntables in the microwaves.

James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
*“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy

On Thu, Feb 8, 2018 at 2:00 PM, M J _Mike_ Logsdon <mjl at ix.netcom.com>
wrote:

> ... in one cup.  At one time.  One right after the other.  Forgot I'd done
> the first one.  Then told it to do it again.  Each fills the cup by 2/3.
>
> I will only add that the machine is on a shelf above my workstation in my
> cubicle.
>
> M J (Mike) Logsdon.
>
> "Aaugh[.]" -- Charles Brown.
> "Avoid dull needles and use a soft cloth." -- E Kovacs.
> "...[My mouth is a] shithole..." -- 45th US President.
>