[Magdalen] Voldemort joke [eff-word alert]

[Joseph Cirou]

-----Original Message-----
>From: Grace Cangialosi <gracecan at gmail.com>
>Sent: Mar 29, 2018 10:50 AM
>To: magdalen at herberthouse.org
>Subject: Re: [Magdalen] Voldemort joke [eff-word alert]
>
>Didn’t see the f-word here, and I love the joke!!
>
>> On Mar 29, 2018, at 1:29 AM, James Oppenheimer-Crawford <oppenheimerjw at gmail.com> wrote:
>> 
>> Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they
>> sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was
>> spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that
>> it would turn nasty. As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the
>> one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was
>> quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will
>> smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to
>> Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right
>> ahead, my wife, Michelle, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells
>> like."
>> 
>> James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
>> *“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
>> except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy
>> 
>> On Thu, Mar 29, 2018 at 12:31 AM, James Oppenheimer-Crawford <
>> oppenheimerjw at gmail.com> wrote:
>> 
>>> What's the best Donald Trump joke you have heard?
>>> <https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-best-Donald-Trump-joke-you-have-heard>
>>> You overlooked the second (and original) joke

I think the first one was better


Joe
>>> Today I was at the bookstore; as I was wandering around, the clerk stopped
>>> me and offered to help me.
>>> 
>>> I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you
>>> have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding
>>> Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"
>>> 
>>> The clerk angrily said, "Fuck off, get out and stay out!"
>>> 
>>> I said, "Yes! That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
>>> 
>>> James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
>>> *“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
>>> except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy
>>>