[Magdalen] My doorknob is hot.

[M J [Mike] Logsdon]

On the inside.

Sayeth California, and generally the part that considers 70F "whew it's hot" weather.
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"O perplexed discomposition, O riddling
distemper, O miserable condition of man!"
- The Rev Mr John Donne
(in a not-so-chipper moment)