[Magdalen] confession
Clarissa Canning
canplum at gmail.com
Thu Oct 9 11:51:03 PDT 2014
:)
On Thu, Oct 9, 2014 at 7:33 AM, Grace Cangialosi <gracecan at gmail.com> wrote:
> LOL!! Sure wasn't expecting that!!
>
> On Thu, Oct 9, 2014 at 12:21 AM, James Oppenheimer <
> oppenheimerjw at gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> > Received from a friend of my beloved spouse.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the
> > Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one
> > wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford
> > crystal glasses. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest
> cigars
> > and chocolates
> >
> > Then the priest comes in. I say to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's
> been
> > a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit
> that
> > the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
> >
> > He said: "Get out of there, you moron, you're on my side."
> >
> > James W. Oppenheimer
> > *"If you have a chance to accomplish something that will make things
> better
> > for people coming behind you, and you don't do it, you're wasting your
> time
> > on this Earth." -- *Roberto Clemente
> >
>
>
>
> --
> Grace Cangialosi
> Ruckersville, VA
>
> "There are a lot of amazing people out there to be thankful for--
> and a loving God. that's what life is about."
> Robin
> Williams, 1951-2014
>
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