[Magdalen] confession

Grace Cangialosi gracecan at gmail.com
Thu Oct 9 06:33:11 PDT 2014


LOL!!  Sure wasn't expecting that!!

On Thu, Oct 9, 2014 at 12:21 AM, James Oppenheimer <oppenheimerjw at gmail.com>
wrote:

> Received from a friend of my beloved spouse.
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>  I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the
> Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one
> wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford
> crystal glasses. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars
> and chocolates
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> Then the priest comes in. I say to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's been
> a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that
> the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
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> He said: "Get out of there, you moron, you're on my side."
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> James W. Oppenheimer
> *"If you have a chance to accomplish something that will make things better
> for people coming behind you, and you don't do it, you're wasting your time
> on this Earth."  -- *Roberto Clemente
>



-- 
Grace Cangialosi
Ruckersville, VA

"There are a lot of amazing people out there to be thankful for--
and a loving God. that's what life is about."
                                                                   Robin
Williams,  1951-2014


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