[Magdalen] bulletin blooper

Ginga Wilder gingawilder at gmail.com
Sat Sep 27 17:34:36 PDT 2014


God said it, I believe it, that settles it!

Sinners on God's celestial sore!!!
Ginga

On Sat, Sep 27, 2014 at 7:18 PM, James Oppenheimer <oppenheimerjw at gmail.com>
wrote:

> Just like the Bible that said, "Thou shalt commit adultery."
>
> James W. Oppenheimer
> *“If you have a chance to accomplish something that will make things better
> for people coming behind you, and you don’t do it, you're wasting your time
> on this Earth.”  -- *Roberto Clemente
>
> On Sat, Sep 27, 2014 at 6:36 PM, Grace Cangialosi <gracecan at gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> > You're kidding, right, Jim??? Don't you know God dictated the Bible word
> > for word, and God doesn't make mistakes!
> >
> > > On Sep 27, 2014, at 5:40 PM, James Oppenheimer <
> oppenheimerjw at gmail.com>
> > wrote:
> > >
> > > And there really are people out there who seriously believe the Bible
> > could
> > > be free from error, bless their hearts.
> > >
> > > As if humans could ever be capable of such a thing.
> > >
> > > I like us the way we are, ak-chew-ally.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > James W. Oppenheimer
> > > *“If you have a chance to accomplish something that will make things
> > better
> > > for people coming behind you, and you don’t do it, you're wasting your
> > time
> > > on this Earth.”  -- *Roberto Clemente
> > >
> > > On Fri, Sep 26, 2014 at 11:52 PM, Grace Cangialosi <gracecan at gmail.com
> >
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > >> Ah yes, I've presided at many of those Episco-Combo funerals, and they
> > are
> > >> always a challenge! No matter what part of the service I invited the
> > >> visiting clergy to take, they always managed to "say a few words,"
> > often of
> > >> the type you mentioned, Ginga. But I made sure that my homily always
> > came
> > >> after all that so I could be sure there was at least some mention of
> > grace.
> > >>
> > >> But we never had quite as wonderful a typo as you did! "God's
> celestial
> > >> sore" indeed!
> > >>
> > >>> On Sep 26, 2014, at 8:07 PM, Ginga Wilder <gingawilder at gmail.com>
> > wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>> I went to a funeral today that was a Baptist-Episcopal combo.
> > >> Interesting
> > >>> to say the least, but the Episcopal priest got to wind it up with a
> > >> homily
> > >>> on grace and Jesus promise to be with us always.  The deceased's
> > >> brother, a
> > >>> conservative Baptist pastor, spoke at the beginning of the service on
> > >> what
> > >>> a sinner his brother was and yadayadayada.
> > >>>
> > >>> Anyway, the first song was I'll Fly away.  The words in the bulletin
> > >>> indicated we were to sing the first verse thusly:
> > >>>
> > >>> "Some bright morning when this life is over
> > >>> I'll fly away
> > >>> To that home on God's celestial sore
> > >>> I'll fly away.
> > >>>
> > >>> Gotta Love It.  I didn't even crack a smile until I got in the car to
> > >> come
> > >>> home.
> > >>>
> > >>> Ginga
> > >>
> >
>


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