[Magdalen] Tickle Box Repair, Jon-style

[H Angus]

Noooooo...!

----- Original Message -----
From: "James Oppenheimer" <oppenheimerjw at gmail.com>
To: "Magdalen at herberthouse.org" <magdalen at herberthouse.org>
Sent: Thursday, April 23, 2015 7:44:24 PM
Subject: Re: [Magdalen] Tickle Box Repair, Jon-style

Q: Why do announcers always have small hands?


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A:  "Wee paws" for station identification.

James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
*“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy

On Thu, Apr 23, 2015 at 5:16 PM, Jon Egger <revegger at gmail.com> wrote:

> Loved it Jim!  Keep em coming!
>
> +++
> Grace & peace,
> Deacon Jon Egger
>
>
>
> *“In every age it has been the tyrant, the oppressor and the exploiter who
> has wrapped himself in the cloak of patriotism, or religion, or both to
> deceive and overawe the People."(Eugene V. Debs, Anti-War Speech, June 16,
> 1918) *
>
>
> On Wed, Apr 22, 2015 at 9:39 PM, Grace Cangialosi <gracecan at gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> > Funny timing!  At the grocery today I saw a woman in the produce aile who
> > was intrigued by the pile of terrific-looking artichokes.  She read the
> > sign and asked me what you do with them. They really are formidable
> > looking, and these were especially beautiful looking.  So I explained
> how I
> > cook them, which is just to boil or steam them and just pull of he leaves
> > one by one and dip them in melted butter.  She seemed intrigued, but
> > dubious.  I suggested she try a can of artichoke hearts to see if she
> liked
> > those.  She had also never seen or eaten Swiss chard, which was a little
> > ways down from the artichokes.  I told her you cook it just like other
> > greens. She said she loves greens.  Don't know if she bought any of
> that...
> >
> > On Wed, Apr 22, 2015 at 6:18 PM, Jim Guthrie <jguthrie at pipeline.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young
> > > husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance
> > > policy on his wife, with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging
> > to
> > > have her killed.
> > >
> > > A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side
> > > underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to
> the
> > > husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.The
> > > husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't
> have
> > > any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.
> Artie
> > > insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened
> his
> > > wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside. Artie
> > sighed,
> > > rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down
> > payment
> > > for the dirty deed.A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to
> the
> > > local Super Wal-Mart Store. There, he surprised her in the produce
> > > department & proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the
> poor
> > > unsuspecting woman drew her last breath & slumped to the floor, the
> > manager
> > > of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene.
> > > Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice
> > but
> > > to strangle the produce manager as well.However, unknown to Artie, the
> > > entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras &
> > observed
> > > by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie
> > was
> > > caught and arrested before he could even leave the store.
> > >
> > > Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the
> whole
> > > sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the
> > hapless
> > > husband, who was also quickly arrested.
> > >
> > > The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared..
> > >
> > > (Scroll Down)
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for$1.00 @ WAL-MART!'
> > >
> > > Oh, quit Groaning! I don't write this stuff, I receive it from my
> warped
> > > friend and then sent it on to my other warped friends.
> > >
> > > Cheers,
> > > Jim
> > >
> >
> >
> >
> > --
> > Grace Cangialosi
> > Ruckersville, VA
> >
> > Keep Calm and Carry OM.
> >
>