[Magdalen] Saint Michael's Bells.

[ME Michaud]

I've told this story before, but here it comes again.

Several years ago we visited St. Michael's. Somehow we got
separated in the crowd and a docent approached me. She seemed
friendly enough. Began extolling the glories of her favorite church,
etc. I followed her most dutifully.

Then an African-American couple walked in.

She leaned toward me, in quite the conspiritorial manner, exposing
a full set of teeth the color of iced tea, and hissed,

"You know, we just *have* to lettum in."

Evil, evil witch. I'm sure she'd dead now.
-M