[Magdalen] Tickle Box Repair - The End is Near

[Jim Guthrie]

THE END IS NEAR

Sean is the vicar of a Protestant parish in Southern Ireland,  and Patrick is 
the priest at the Roman Catholic Church across the road.

One day they are seen together, erecting a sign which says:

"THE END IS NEAR. TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE."

As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, "Leave 
people alone, you religious nutters. We don't need your lectures."

>From around the next curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash.

Shaking his head, Father Patrick says "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."

"Yaa," Sean agrees, then adds, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should just say

"BRIDGE CLOSED"?


Cheers,
Jim


Cheers,
Jim

"The enemy isn’t liberalism;
the enemy isn’t conservatism.
The enemy, is baloney." - Lars Erik Nelson