[Magdalen] OT tickle Box Repair - Geezer's Clinic

[Jim Guthrie]

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical 
clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said:
"Dr. Geezer's clinic.  Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back 
$1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about 
medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.

So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

This is what transpired:

Dr. Young:  "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.  Can you please help 
me ??"
Dr. Geezer:   "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. 
Young's mouth."
Dr. Young:  Aaagh !! -- "That's Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back.  That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover 
his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the 
patient's mouth."
Dr. Young:  "Oh, no you don't,  --  box 22 is Gasoline!"
Dr.  Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.  That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several 
more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak  ---  I can hardly see anything !!!!
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's your $1000 
back."  (but hands him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!  That will be $500."

Moral of story  --  Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can 
outsmart an "old Geezer.

Cheers,
Jim

"The enemy isn’t liberalism;
the enemy isn’t conservatism.
The enemy, is baloney." - Lars Erik Nelson