[Magdalen] OT tickle Box Repair - Geezer's Clinic

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> On Sep 30, 2015, at 4:30 PM, "Jim Guthrie" <jguthrie at pipeline.com> wrote:
> 
> An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
> 
> He put a sign up outside that said:
> "Dr. Geezer's clinic.  Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."
> 
> Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
> 
> So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
> 
> This is what transpired:
> 
> Dr. Young:  "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.  Can you please help me ??"
> Dr. Geezer:   "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
> Dr. Young:  Aaagh !! -- "That's Gasoline!"
> Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back.  That will be $500."
> 
> Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
> Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
> Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
> Dr. Young:  "Oh, no you don't,  --  box 22 is Gasoline!"
> Dr.  Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.  That will be $500."
> 
> Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
> Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak  ---  I can hardly see anything !!!!
> Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's your $1000 back."  (but hands him a $10 bill)
> Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
> Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!  That will be $500."
> 
> Moral of story  --  Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer.
> 
> Cheers,
> Jim
> 
> "The enemy isn’t liberalism;
> the enemy isn’t conservatism.
> The enemy, is baloney." - Lars Erik Nelson