[Magdalen] puns

James Oppenheimer-Crawford oppenheimerjw at gmail.com
Fri Aug 5 20:53:35 UTC 2016


It took me a while to figure out the search parameters to get this one to
come up in a format I could send to the list. In fairness, I should point
out that it is a bit suggestive, but I think it's kind of cute.

I think it's fair to assume that nobody on this list will believe this is
for real, but just in case:

The following is a parody, a spoof.  Do not engage.  Do not forward. Unless
you want to give your friends a laughing fit. Not recommended for RCC nuns,
or people who think they are RCC nuns. Episcopalian nuns will probably love
it.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nora-ephron/fwd-do-not-break-
the-chai_b_40163.html

James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
*“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy

On Fri, Aug 5, 2016 at 3:28 PM, Lynn Ronkainen <houstonklr at gmail.com> wrote:

> A favorite of mine!!
> Lynn
>
>
>
> www.ichthysdesigns.com
>
> When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would
> not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you
> gave me'. attributed to Erma Bombeck
>
>
> On Aug 5, 2016, at 1:33 PM, James Oppenheimer-Crawford <
> oppenheimerjw at gmail.com> wrote:
>
> not a pun, but I kinda like it.....
>
>
> "You may touch the dust, but please do not write in it."
>
> James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
> *“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
> except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy
>
> > On Thu, Aug 4, 2016 at 8:14 AM, Jon Egger <revegger at gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
>  He
> > acquired his size from too much pi.
> >
> > 2. I thought I observed an eye doctor on an Alaskan island.  Turned out
> to
> > be an optical Aleutian.
> >
> > 3. She was only a lowly bootlegger, but he loved her still.
> >
> > 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.  The reason:
> > it was a weapon of math disruption.
> >
> > 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
> >
> > 6. A dog gave birth to puppies beside a road and was cited for littering.
> >
> > 7. A grenade thrown into a French kitchen would result in Linoleum
> > Blownapart.
> >
> > 8. Two silk worms were in a race.  They ended up in a tie.
> >
> > 9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.  The police are looking
> > into it.
> >
> > 10. Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like bananas.
> >
> > 11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
> >
> > 12. Two hats were on a hat rack.   One said to the other: "You stay here.
> > I'll go on a head."
> >
> > 13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.  Then it hit me.
> >
> > 14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said:  "Keep off the
> Grass".
> >
> > 15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium
> at
> > large.
> >
> > 16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
> seasoned
> > veteran.
> >
> > 17. A backward poet writes inverse.
> >
> > 18. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts.  In feudalism, it's your
> > count that votes.
> >
> > 19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got their first taste of
> > religion.
> >
> >
> > 20. If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
> >
> > 21. A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boarded an airplane.   The
> > stewardess told him, "I'm sorry, sir! Only one carrion allowed per
> > passenger."
> >
> > 22. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the
> > craft.  Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have
> your
> > kayak and heat it too.
> >
> > 23. Two hydrogen atoms meet.  One says, "I've lost my electron".  The
> other
> > says  "Are you sure?"  The first replied, "Yes, I'm positive."
> >
> > 24. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
> > canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
> >
> > 25. And at last ...There was the person who sent ten puns to their
> friends
> > with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.  No
> pun
> > in ten did.
> >
> > --
> > If no one has told you that they love you today,
> > let me be the first.
> > brud
> >
>


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