[Magdalen] puns

Fri Aug 5 21:12:22 UTC 2016

Well, it turned into a link after I hit send.

On Fri, Aug 5, 2016 at 5:11 PM, Christopher Hart <cervus51 at gmail.com> wrote:

> The link James sent is broken (part of it isn't underlined).
> Try this instead: http://tinyurl.com/zn2636p
>
> You may need to copy and paste it into your browser as it didn't come
> through as a link.
>
> On Fri, Aug 5, 2016 at 4:53 PM, James Oppenheimer-Crawford <
> oppenheimerjw at gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> It took me a while to figure out the search parameters to get this one to
>> come up in a format I could send to the list. In fairness, I should point
>> out that it is a bit suggestive, but I think it's kind of cute.
>>
>> I think it's fair to assume that nobody on this list will believe this is
>> for real, but just in case:
>>
>> The following is a parody, a spoof.  Do not engage.  Do not forward.
>> Unless
>> you want to give your friends a laughing fit. Not recommended for RCC
>> nuns,
>> or people who think they are RCC nuns. Episcopalian nuns will probably
>> love
>> it.
>>
>> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nora-ephron/fwd-do-not-break-
>> the-chai_b_40163.html
>>
>> James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
>> *“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
>> except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy
>>
>> On Fri, Aug 5, 2016 at 3:28 PM, Lynn Ronkainen <houstonklr at gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> > A favorite of mine!!
>> > Lynn
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > www.ichthysdesigns.com
>> >
>> > When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would
>> > not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything
>> you
>> > gave me'. attributed to Erma Bombeck
>> >
>> >
>> > On Aug 5, 2016, at 1:33 PM, James Oppenheimer-Crawford <
>> > oppenheimerjw at gmail.com> wrote:
>> >
>> > not a pun, but I kinda like it.....
>> >
>> >
>> > "You may touch the dust, but please do not write in it."
>> >
>> > James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
>> > *“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not
>> preserved,
>> > except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy
>> >
>> > > On Thu, Aug 4, 2016 at 8:14 AM, Jon Egger <revegger at gmail.com> wrote:
>> > >
>> > > 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
>> >  He
>> > > acquired his size from too much pi.
>> > >
>> > > 2. I thought I observed an eye doctor on an Alaskan island.  Turned
>> out
>> > to
>> > > be an optical Aleutian.
>> > >
>> > > 3. She was only a lowly bootlegger, but he loved her still.
>> > >
>> > > 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.  The
>> reason:
>> > > it was a weapon of math disruption.
>> > >
>> > > 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be
>> stationery.
>> > >
>> > > 6. A dog gave birth to puppies beside a road and was cited for
>> littering.
>> > >
>> > > 7. A grenade thrown into a French kitchen would result in Linoleum
>> > > Blownapart.
>> > >
>> > > 8. Two silk worms were in a race.  They ended up in a tie.
>> > >
>> > > 9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.  The police are
>> looking
>> > > into it.
>> > >
>> > > 10. Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like bananas.
>> > >
>> > > 11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
>> > >
>> > > 12. Two hats were on a hat rack.   One said to the other: "You stay
>> here.
>> > > I'll go on a head."
>> > >
>> > > 13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.  Then it hit me.
>> > >
>> > > 14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said:  "Keep off the
>> > Grass".
>> > >
>> > > 15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small
>> medium
>> > at
>> > > large.
>> > >
>> > > 16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
>> > seasoned
>> > > veteran.
>> > >
>> > > 17. A backward poet writes inverse.
>> > >
>> > > 18. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts.  In feudalism, it's
>> your
>> > > count that votes.
>> > >
>> > > 19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got their first taste of
>> > > religion.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > 20. If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
>> > >
>> > > 21. A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boarded an airplane.   The
>> > > stewardess told him, "I'm sorry, sir! Only one carrion allowed per
>> > > passenger."
>> > >
>> > > 22. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in
>> the
>> > > craft.  Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have
>> > your
>> > > kayak and heat it too.
>> > >
>> > > 23. Two hydrogen atoms meet.  One says, "I've lost my electron".  The
>> > other
>> > > says  "Are you sure?"  The first replied, "Yes, I'm positive."
>> > >
>> > > 24. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
>> > > canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
>> > >
>> > > 25. And at last ...There was the person who sent ten puns to their
>> > friends
>> > > with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.  No
>> > pun
>> > > in ten did.
>> > >
>> > > --
>> > > If no one has told you that they love you today,
>> > > let me be the first.
>> > > brud
>> > >
>> >
>>
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