[Magdalen] puns

Fri Aug 5 21:17:30 UTC 2016

...and now that I've actually read what James posted the link to I can
attest that it is indeed very funny.

On Fri, Aug 5, 2016 at 5:12 PM, Christopher Hart <cervus51 at gmail.com> wrote:

> Well, it turned into a link after I hit send.
>
> On Fri, Aug 5, 2016 at 5:11 PM, Christopher Hart <cervus51 at gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> The link James sent is broken (part of it isn't underlined).
>> Try this instead: http://tinyurl.com/zn2636p
>>
>> You may need to copy and paste it into your browser as it didn't come
>> through as a link.
>>
>> On Fri, Aug 5, 2016 at 4:53 PM, James Oppenheimer-Crawford <
>> oppenheimerjw at gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> It took me a while to figure out the search parameters to get this one to
>>> come up in a format I could send to the list. In fairness, I should point
>>> out that it is a bit suggestive, but I think it's kind of cute.
>>>
>>> I think it's fair to assume that nobody on this list will believe this is
>>> for real, but just in case:
>>>
>>> The following is a parody, a spoof.  Do not engage.  Do not forward.
>>> Unless
>>> you want to give your friends a laughing fit. Not recommended for RCC
>>> nuns,
>>> or people who think they are RCC nuns. Episcopalian nuns will probably
>>> love
>>> it.
>>>
>>> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nora-ephron/fwd-do-not-break-
>>> the-chai_b_40163.html
>>>
>>> James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
>>> *“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
>>> except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy
>>>
>>> On Fri, Aug 5, 2016 at 3:28 PM, Lynn Ronkainen <houstonklr at gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>> > A favorite of mine!!
>>> > Lynn
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > www.ichthysdesigns.com
>>> >
>>> > When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I
>>> would
>>> > not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used
>>> everything you
>>> > gave me'. attributed to Erma Bombeck
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > On Aug 5, 2016, at 1:33 PM, James Oppenheimer-Crawford <
>>> > oppenheimerjw at gmail.com> wrote:
>>> >
>>> > not a pun, but I kinda like it.....
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > "You may touch the dust, but please do not write in it."
>>> >
>>> > James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
>>> > *“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not
>>> preserved,
>>> > except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy
>>> >
>>> > > On Thu, Aug 4, 2016 at 8:14 AM, Jon Egger <revegger at gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>> > >
>>> > > 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir
>>> Cumference.
>>> >  He
>>> > > acquired his size from too much pi.
>>> > >
>>> > > 2. I thought I observed an eye doctor on an Alaskan island.  Turned
>>> out
>>> > to
>>> > > be an optical Aleutian.
>>> > >
>>> > > 3. She was only a lowly bootlegger, but he loved her still.
>>> > >
>>> > > 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.  The
>>> reason:
>>> > > it was a weapon of math disruption.
>>> > >
>>> > > 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be
>>> stationery.
>>> > >
>>> > > 6. A dog gave birth to puppies beside a road and was cited for
>>> littering.
>>> > >
>>> > > 7. A grenade thrown into a French kitchen would result in Linoleum
>>> > > Blownapart.
>>> > >
>>> > > 8. Two silk worms were in a race.  They ended up in a tie.
>>> > >
>>> > > 9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.  The police are
>>> looking
>>> > > into it.
>>> > >
>>> > > 10. Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like bananas.
>>> > >
>>> > > 11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
>>> > >
>>> > > 12. Two hats were on a hat rack.   One said to the other: "You stay
>>> here.
>>> > > I'll go on a head."
>>> > >
>>> > > 13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.  Then it hit me.
>>> > >
>>> > > 14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said:  "Keep off the
>>> > Grass".
>>> > >
>>> > > 15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small
>>> medium
>>> > at
>>> > > large.
>>> > >
>>> > > 16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
>>> > seasoned
>>> > > veteran.
>>> > >
>>> > > 17. A backward poet writes inverse.
>>> > >
>>> > > 18. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts.  In feudalism, it's
>>> your
>>> > > count that votes.
>>> > >
>>> > > 19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got their first taste of
>>> > > religion.
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > 20. If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
>>> > >
>>> > > 21. A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boarded an airplane.   The
>>> > > stewardess told him, "I'm sorry, sir! Only one carrion allowed per
>>> > > passenger."
>>> > >
>>> > > 22. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire
>>> in the
>>> > > craft.  Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't
>>> have
>>> > your
>>> > > kayak and heat it too.
>>> > >
>>> > > 23. Two hydrogen atoms meet.  One says, "I've lost my electron".  The
>>> > other
>>> > > says  "Are you sure?"  The first replied, "Yes, I'm positive."
>>> > >
>>> > > 24. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a
>>> root
>>> > > canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
>>> > >
>>> > > 25. And at last ...There was the person who sent ten puns to their
>>> > friends
>>> > > with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
>>> No
>>> > pun
>>> > > in ten did.
>>> > >
>>> > > --
>>> > > If no one has told you that they love you today,
>>> > > let me be the first.
>>> > > brud
>>> > >
>>> >
>>>
>>
>>
>>
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