[Magdalen] Kids in church

[James Oppenheimer-Crawford]

A woman was having trouble with her three little boys fussing in church,
and she spoke afterwards to the pastor to apologize. She promised to speak
to them about the need to behave.  "Why not let me talk to them?" said the
pastor.

He got them together and asked one of the boys to come into his office.

He then quietly asked the little boy, "Bobby, Where's God?"

The child looked back at him like a deer in the headlights.

Again, the pastor asked, "Bobby, -- Where's God?"

Bobby just looked at him.

A third time, the pastor asked, "Bobby.  Where is God?"

At this, the boy jumped up and ran out of the office.

Meeting his brothers, he exclaimed, "Oh boy!  God's missing!  And we are in
big trouble!"



James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
*“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy

On Tue, May 9, 2017 at 3:06 PM, James Oppenheimer-Crawford <
oppenheimerjw at gmail.com> wrote:

> The youth minister at a local church wanted to find out how much the
> children were paying attention in church, so she devised a questionnaire.
>
> One question was, "Who else was in church with you?"
>
> When gathering the papers, the first answer she saw was:
>
> "God and a bunch of strangers."
>
> Now I'm curious what else she found.
>
> James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
> *“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
> except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy
>