ME: "And they’re both rather young to claim to be hard-of-hearing." Jay: "Or senile." Me: But not too young to be lying sh*tholes. M J (Mike) Logsdon. "Aaugh[.]" -- Charles Brown. "Avoid dull needles and use a soft cloth." -- E Kovacs. "...[My mouth is a] shithole..." -- 45th US President.