[Magdalen] Voldemort joke [eff-word alert]

[Grace Cangialosi]

Didn’t see the f-word here, and I love the joke!!

> On Mar 29, 2018, at 1:29 AM, James Oppenheimer-Crawford <oppenheimerjw at gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they
> sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was
> spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that
> it would turn nasty. As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the
> one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was
> quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will
> smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to
> Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right
> ahead, my wife, Michelle, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells
> like."
> 
> James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
> *“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
> except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy
> 
> On Thu, Mar 29, 2018 at 12:31 AM, James Oppenheimer-Crawford <
> oppenheimerjw at gmail.com> wrote:
> 
>> What's the best Donald Trump joke you have heard?
>> <https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-best-Donald-Trump-joke-you-have-heard>
>> 
>> Today I was at the bookstore; as I was wandering around, the clerk stopped
>> me and offered to help me.
>> 
>> I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you
>> have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding
>> Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"
>> 
>> The clerk angrily said, "Fuck off, get out and stay out!"
>> 
>> I said, "Yes! That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
>> 
>> James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
>> *“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
>> except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy
>>