[Magdalen] Voldemort joke [eff-word alert]

[James Oppenheimer-Crawford]

 Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they
sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was
spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that
it would turn nasty. As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the
one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was
quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will
smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to
Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right
ahead, my wife, Michelle, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells
like."

James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
*“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy

On Thu, Mar 29, 2018 at 12:31 AM, James Oppenheimer-Crawford <
oppenheimerjw at gmail.com> wrote:

> What's the best Donald Trump joke you have heard?
> <https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-best-Donald-Trump-joke-you-have-heard>
>
> Today I was at the bookstore; as I was wandering around, the clerk stopped
> me and offered to help me.
>
> I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you
> have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding
> Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"
>
> The clerk angrily said, "Fuck off, get out and stay out!"
>
> I said, "Yes! That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
>
> James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
> *“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
> except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy
>