[Magdalen] benefits office

[Christopher Hart]

Reminds me of the TV ads for some law firm (ambulance chasers) that begins
"If you or a loved one took (fill in the drug) and suffered an injury
resulting in death or disability call now ..."

On Tue, Sep 29, 2020 at 11:45 AM ME Michaud <michaudme at gmail.com> wrote:

> This month’s direct deposit of my tiny, beloved pension check was
> different, so I called the benefits office. Not worried. Just for
> record-keeping info.
>
> A robot answered.
>
> “If you’re considering retiring, press one.
> To change your deductions, press two.
> To change your direct deposit information, press three.
> To report a death, press four.”
>
> I was so shocked I had to press five to “repeat this information.”
> -M, not dead yet
>


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