[Magdalen] benefits office

[Scott Knitter]

And their phone number is always something clever or weird:

Call (312) 777-7777 today. (And they repeat it very fast, at least three
times.)

I think my favorite is (312) 222-2222. That's (312) 222-2222. Call now:
(312) 222-2222.

On Tue, Sep 29, 2020 at 12:37 PM Christopher Hart <cervus51 at gmail.com>
wrote:

> Reminds me of the TV ads for some law firm (ambulance chasers) that begins
> "If you or a loved one took (fill in the drug) and suffered an injury
> resulting in death or disability call now ..."
>
> On Tue, Sep 29, 2020 at 11:45 AM ME Michaud <michaudme at gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > This month’s direct deposit of my tiny, beloved pension check was
> > different, so I called the benefits office. Not worried. Just for
> > record-keeping info.
> >
> > A robot answered.
> >
> > “If you’re considering retiring, press one.
> > To change your deductions, press two.
> > To change your direct deposit information, press three.
> > To report a death, press four.”
> >
> > I was so shocked I had to press five to “repeat this information.”
> > -M, not dead yet
> >
>
>
> --
>
> Christopher Hart
>
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Scott R. Knitter
Edgewater, Chicago, Illinois USA