[Magdalen] puns

Fri Aug 5 21:58:19 UTC 2016

The whole thing was funny, but the signature broke me up!

> On Aug 5, 2016, at 5:11 PM, Christopher Hart <cervus51 at gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> The link James sent is broken (part of it isn't underlined).
> Try this instead: http://tinyurl.com/zn2636p
> 
> You may need to copy and paste it into your browser as it didn't come
> through as a link.
> 
> On Fri, Aug 5, 2016 at 4:53 PM, James Oppenheimer-Crawford <
> oppenheimerjw at gmail.com> wrote:
> 
>> It took me a while to figure out the search parameters to get this one to
>> come up in a format I could send to the list. In fairness, I should point
>> out that it is a bit suggestive, but I think it's kind of cute.
>> 
>> I think it's fair to assume that nobody on this list will believe this is
>> for real, but just in case:
>> 
>> The following is a parody, a spoof.  Do not engage.  Do not forward. Unless
>> you want to give your friends a laughing fit. Not recommended for RCC nuns,
>> or people who think they are RCC nuns. Episcopalian nuns will probably love
>> it.
>> 
>> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nora-ephron/fwd-do-not-break-
>> the-chai_b_40163.html
>> 
>> James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
>> *“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
>> except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy
>> 
>> On Fri, Aug 5, 2016 at 3:28 PM, Lynn Ronkainen <houstonklr at gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>> 
>>> A favorite of mine!!
>>> Lynn
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> www.ichthysdesigns.com
>>> 
>>> When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would
>>> not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything
>> you
>>> gave me'. attributed to Erma Bombeck
>>> 
>>> 
>>> On Aug 5, 2016, at 1:33 PM, James Oppenheimer-Crawford <
>>> oppenheimerjw at gmail.com> wrote:
>>> 
>>> not a pun, but I kinda like it.....
>>> 
>>> 
>>> "You may touch the dust, but please do not write in it."
>>> 
>>> James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
>>> *“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
>>> except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy
>>> 
>>>> On Thu, Aug 4, 2016 at 8:14 AM, Jon Egger <revegger at gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
>>> He
>>>> acquired his size from too much pi.
>>>> 
>>>> 2. I thought I observed an eye doctor on an Alaskan island.  Turned out
>>> to
>>>> be an optical Aleutian.
>>>> 
>>>> 3. She was only a lowly bootlegger, but he loved her still.
>>>> 
>>>> 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.  The
>> reason:
>>>> it was a weapon of math disruption.
>>>> 
>>>> 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
>>>> 
>>>> 6. A dog gave birth to puppies beside a road and was cited for
>> littering.
>>>> 
>>>> 7. A grenade thrown into a French kitchen would result in Linoleum
>>>> Blownapart.
>>>> 
>>>> 8. Two silk worms were in a race.  They ended up in a tie.
>>>> 
>>>> 9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.  The police are
>> looking
>>>> into it.
>>>> 
>>>> 10. Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like bananas.
>>>> 
>>>> 11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
>>>> 
>>>> 12. Two hats were on a hat rack.   One said to the other: "You stay
>> here.
>>>> I'll go on a head."
>>>> 
>>>> 13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.  Then it hit me.
>>>> 
>>>> 14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said:  "Keep off the
>>> Grass".
>>>> 
>>>> 15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small
>> medium
>>> at
>>>> large.
>>>> 
>>>> 16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
>>> seasoned
>>>> veteran.
>>>> 
>>>> 17. A backward poet writes inverse.
>>>> 
>>>> 18. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts.  In feudalism, it's
>> your
>>>> count that votes.
>>>> 
>>>> 19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got their first taste of
>>>> religion.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 20. If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
>>>> 
>>>> 21. A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boarded an airplane.   The
>>>> stewardess told him, "I'm sorry, sir! Only one carrion allowed per
>>>> passenger."
>>>> 
>>>> 22. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in
>> the
>>>> craft.  Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have
>>> your
>>>> kayak and heat it too.
>>>> 
>>>> 23. Two hydrogen atoms meet.  One says, "I've lost my electron".  The
>>> other
>>>> says  "Are you sure?"  The first replied, "Yes, I'm positive."
>>>> 
>>>> 24. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
>>>> canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
>>>> 
>>>> 25. And at last ...There was the person who sent ten puns to their
>>> friends
>>>> with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.  No
>>> pun
>>>> in ten did.
>>>> 
>>>> --
>>>> If no one has told you that they love you today,
>>>> let me be the first.
>>>> brud
> 
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> Christopher Hart
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