[Magdalen] Inane inanities

[James Oppenheimer-Crawford]

My wife gives talks on various genealogy subjects, and recently she was
asked to speak to a senior citizen's association.
She said that this is one of those clubs where the members go to hear the
talk whether they really care or not; it's just part of the club's
schedule.  She was happy to note that a couple women were actively
interested in genealogy, and got ideas for pursuing their family trees.

She also mentioned that at this meeting, they had the swearing in of new
officers.  The new president takes an oath to:

Defend the Constitution of the United States,
Defend the Constitution of the State of New York, and
Defend tthe bylaws of the <she made me promise not to tell> Senior
Citizen's Asscociation.

That is a lot of defending for an unsalaried position if you ask me.

But then, I am still sworn to support, protect and defend the Constitution
etc. etc.  Does this mean I have to go to DC and chat with Resident Rump?

James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
*“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy

On Tue, Jan 17, 2017 at 5:48 AM, Jon Egger <revegger at gmail.com> wrote:

> Deeelightful!
>
> On Tue, Jan 17, 2017 at 1:20 AM, James Oppenheimer-Crawford <
> oppenheimerjw at gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > ​
> > •   Venison for dinner again?
> > Oh deer!
> >
> >
> > •   How does Moses make tea?
> > Hebrews it.
> >
> >
> > •    England has no kidney bank,
> > But it does have a Liverpool.
> >
> >
> > •    I tried to catch some fog,
> > But I mist
> >
> >
> > •    They told me I had type-A blood,
> > But it was a Typo.
> >
> >
> >  •    I changed my iPod's name to Titanic.
> > It's syncing now.
> >
> >
> >  •    Jokes about German sausage
> > Are the wurst.
> >
> >
> >  •    I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid,
> > But he says he can stop any time.
> >
> >
> >  •    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went,
> > And then it dawned on me.
> >
> >
> >  •    This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
> > But I'd never met herbivore.
> >
> >
> > •    When chemists die,
> > They barium.
> >
> >
> > •    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
> > I just can't put it down.
> >
> >
> > •    I did a theatrical performance about puns.
> > It was a play on words.
> >
> >
> >  •    Why were the Indians here first?
> > They had reservations.
> >
> >
> >  •    I didn't like my beard at first.
> > Then it grew on me.
> >
> >
> > •    Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job;
> > Because she couldn't control her pupils
> >
> >
> >  •    When you get a bladder infection,
> > Urine trouble.
> >
> >
> >  •    Broken pencils
> > Are pointless.
> >
> >
> >  •    What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
> > A thesaurus.
> >
> >
> >  •    I dropped out of communism class
> > Because of lousy Marx.
> >
> >
> >  •    I got a job at a bakery
> > Because I kneaded dough.
> >
> >
> >  •    Velcro –
> > What a rip off!
> >
> >
> >  •    Don’t worry about old age;
> > It doesn’t last.
> >
> > ​I know: <groan>
> >
> > James W. Oppenheimer-Crawford
> > *“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved,
> > except in memory. LLAP**”  -- *Leonard Nimoy
> >
>
>
>
> --
> If no one has told you that they love you today,
> let me be the first.
> brud
>